From a reader, she will be added to the schadenfreude list!
On a side note, the comments are not just priceless, but I think they answer my philosophical question:
"If a hamster hits the wall, does it even know it?" (I believe it is in the later third of the podcast)
The answer is no. It is very much like the dismembered knight in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.