"Dow-gasms"

Ooo!  14,000 DJIA!!!!  Yea!!!!!  We broke even!!! Yeaaaaa!!!!

Did you adjust for inflation?  Because if you did, you're still down 11%

So, let me see if I get this right.  If the stock market basically remains static for 5 years and inflation erodes at your real value, we celebrate?

My, Obama certainly has created a much lower "new normal."