Saturday, September 15, 2012

"Dear Girls Who Want to Date My Son"

Out-freaking-standing.

Of course I remember what my mom told me.

"Maybe you're looking in the wrong places."

"Maybe you attract the wrong type of girl."

"Maybe your attitude is scaring off all the good girls."

All that did was make me redouble my efforts to find something that was wrong with me, that didn't exist.

I will warn you, a huge language warning, I guess this is what a Mama Bear looks like.

Stay frosty, boys.

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