So I was perusing the traffic and noticed I got a "#1" hit from the Google Search;
"John McClane for Halloween."
"That's odd," I thought.
Then I clicked on the link to find it and was starkly reminded of this vintage Cappy Cap post.
It still is amazing how no more than 20 years ago you could carry a fake REAL LOOKING gun to school AND have a fake cigarette. It's also amazing I ever got my bench press above 20 pounds.
Regardless, remember kids, it's OK to emulate strong, Alpha male role models this upcoming Halloween, though I'm afraid most of you don't even know what "Die Hard" is.