Unveiling my new remote-controlled cockroach this weekend at Crawley Waterstone's
At this weekends Crawley book signings, I will be unveiling my new remote-controlled cockroach. Ultra-realistic and super fast - it is designed to scare. It has a unique prepare-to-scare mode. When primed, the cockroach remains still for 30 seconds, before moving at full speed in random directions for 20 seconds. Based on the American cockroach, it is the most realistic remote-controlled cockroach ever produced.
The quote on the package states: "The American cockroach is able to survive for several weeks without its head."
How could anyone resist not buying such a product?
At this weekends Crawley book signings, I will be unveiling my new remote-controlled cockroach. Ultra-realistic and super fast - it is designed to scare. It has a unique prepare-to-scare mode. When primed, the cockroach remains still for 30 seconds, before moving at full speed in random directions for 20 seconds. Based on the American cockroach, it is the most realistic remote-controlled cockroach ever produced.
The quote on the package states: "The American cockroach is able to survive for several weeks without its head."
How could anyone resist not buying such a product?
Link for the times and locations of the book signings: http://shaunattwood.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=111&Itemid=59
Shaun Attwood
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