David Moscrop
Worthless degree indicating he can't do math and won't produce anything of real, tangible economic value?
Check
Effeminate lispy voice even though you're straight?
Check
Last guy you'd trust to escort you on a date through a dark alley?
Check
Ergo, last guy women will find physically attractive though he's beta orbiting around them at the speed of light thinking his platitudes towards the feminist playbook will earn him the to hold hands someday?
Check.
Don't all rush to court him ladies! Give him some room. I'm sure there's a line. Take a number!
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