Being the economist, I thought it wise to show youPURE GENIUS I SAY TO USE RICARDIAN TRADE THEORY TO PICK UP A CHICK!!!
just how important your kisses are to the global
economy, international trade and the fight against
poverty. For you see, you refusing to sell your
kisses on the international markets would be like the
following countries refusing to offer their
Mexico, Illegal Immigrants
North Korea, Nuclear Arms
Saudi, Arabia Oil
Palestine, Suicide Bombers
London, Bad dental services
Ireland, drop dead gorgeous men, unrivalled kissing-training
This lowers standards of living by requiring other
countries to produce all the goods and services they
wish to consume, regardless of how inefficient they
are at producing it.
Thus, as you can plainly see your kisses are vital to
the economy and advancement of society. I wish it
were different, but alas one of the key revelations
you have when studying economics is that your personal
desires have no bearing on the natural forces of the
market and economics. Sorry.
Here's a link to provide you with a basic tutorial in
Ricardian trade theory.
I just can't figure out how it failed!