I am not bragging, I'm just making a record so that if anybody is so anally-rententive enough to calculate the carbon emissions on this they may be able to calculate how many leftist, brainwashed, nutjobs I countered in terms of carbon emissions. On this Anti-Earth Day I;
Drove 132 miles in an 8 cylinder car that gets 17 MPG.
Smoked 2 cigars.
Burned 4 2x4's of 3 foot lengths of painted wood.
Burned 5 plastic bags
Burned 1 styrofoam container
Burned 4 plastic bottles
Grilled 4 steaks and 4 brats with CHARCOAL
Ran the shower for 20 minutes pointlessly
Ran the heat at 80 degrees with an outside temp of 37 degrees
Mowed the lawn (1400 ft squared) though there was no grass.
Used 1/2 of a can of spray paint to initialize the bonfire.
I don't know what that translates into in terms of carbon emission, but I'm sure I've countered 100,000 dumbasses "turning off their lights" in terms of "saving the planet."
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