18 Feb 09

Another Funny Story (by Xena)

Xena - A transsexual giant and Wiccan priest. The charismatic leader of Cult Of Xena (COX). Tattoos include a wasp on Xena’s penis and ant trails running up Xena’s legs. Recently cut off a testicle and almost bled to death.

Staff disease is common here. Someone I know went to the hospital. He had a sore on his pelvic region he kept picking. One day he awoke and noticed his scrotum had grown in size about four times, and there was pus dribbling from his penis. On his bed was a pus stain the size of an awkward-shaped dinner plate. When he showed it to me, I was completely beside myself with disgust.
He asked if he should go to the hospital.
I said, “Hell yeah, you should go! In fact you should have gone a long time ago.”
“Look at this,” he said. When he squeezed his scrotum pus dribbled from his penis.
Thanks to my own constitution, I did not retch chunks.

Later that day, he left to see the doctor and then about ten days later his mattress and property were rolled up. I didn’t know what had happened to him until I heard from an officer that he had to have his penis and testes removed. The infection had also consumed his bladder, prostate, and lots of muscle and fatty tissue.

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Shaun P. Attwood