10 Dec 08

Zucchini (Part 7)

This series came about because many of you requested I blog what prisoners get up to sexually. If you take offence to sexual content you may not want to read on.

Max - A car-jacking Chukchansi Indian who entered prison as a teenager and went home to Las Vegas in 2007. His sexual adventures in prison include trading semen to an old pervert for commissary items.

Part six left off with Cindy mounting Log, and Max at the door trying to leave the cell.

“That’s when Log says, ‘Max, grab the hot-sauce bottle. We’re gonna need some help doin’ this,’” Max said.
“So do you help them out again?” I asked.
“I clown Log. I say, ‘Why you need the bottle, making a tamale?’ Log says, ‘You know what time it is. Help us out. Grab the bottle, Max.’ I grab it and say, ‘I don’t know what you expect me to do with this, but I ain’t down to play your reindeer games.’ Log says, ‘It’s fun to play reindeer games.’ I say, ‘That’s a matter of opinion.’ Then Cindy busts out with, ‘Max, just put the bottle in my mouth, and pinch my nipple.’ I say, ‘I ain’t doin’ nothin’, but I do give the bottle to Cindy. The girth on the bottle is huge, and Cindy’s pretty small.”
“Is the girth on this bottle bigger than the shampoo bottle they used?”
“Yeah, ’cause they’ve specially moulded it. So Cindy’s still ridin’ Log. I don’t say nothin’. I just go to the door. I’m about to walk out when Log says, ‘Hey, don’t open the door.’ So now I’m stuck, dude. I don’t wanna get ’em busted, but I don’t wanna get busted in there either. Log gets off.”
“Off?”
“Not off Cindy. He comes, dude. Cindy says, ‘Are you done, baby?’ and hands the bottle to Log, and says, ‘As soon as you pull it out, shove the bottle in there.’ I’m standin’ at the door, dude. I’ve got to leave. This isn’t good for my spirit. What kind of karmic repercussions am I gonna have for witnessing this event? It’s getting’ weirder and weirder. So Log pulls out, and shoves the bottle in Cindy’s ass. I’m lookin’ outta the door window tryin’ to figure out an escape. The last thing I need is to get busted, or have any rumours start – ’cause you know how rumours are in prison – the female C.O.’s won’t even look at me no more. Log and Cindy are really messin’with my heterosexuality. What are the limits to watchin’ shit? Then Cindy says, ‘Can I suck your dick now, Max?’ And Log says, ‘It’s time for you to man-up and get your issue, dude.’”


Does Max resist or is he about to get “turned out” by Log and Cindy?

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Shaun P. Attwood