Men,
Lend me your ears!
Do you want your Christmas to be marred with insufferable pain?
Do you want your ear drums popped by the screeches and howls of women?
If not, HEED MY WORDS!
Taketh not the Christmas gift bag, in all of its pretty shinnyness, and throw it away in the garbage.
Nay.
Reuse the shinny bag for presenting gifts to more people.
The reason not beith so that thee may reuse and recycle.
Nay.
It is to avoid the blood-curdling screams from the women when they see you threw away a gift bag and the ensuing 2 hour lecture about how you're supposed to use those pretty bags over and over.
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