Actually, I'm being half-serious about this.
I got a HORRENDOUS cold last month, took three weeks to fully recover, a worse cold than the typical cold I normally get during the cooling months, but still not the "worst" cold I've ever had.
Slept in, had girls come over to pamper me (and do electrical work), ate well, and didn't work more than I had to. Sure enough, like all other colds in the history of colds, this one went away as the Captain's T-cells went to battle.
So I was thinking that it was too coincidentally timed with the pig flu epidemic as several cases were reported here in Minnesota (although who knows, maybe it was just the schools shutting down being overworried).
Regardless, I wondered, "Did I have the pig flu?" and so I looked up the symptoms here at the CDC.
Wow, the pig flu is just like the regular flu, BUT!!!! (drum roll)....
IT'S SPELLED DIFFERENTLY!!!!
Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me if I had the pig flu.
Since then Young Joie more or less explains my position of this flu as well as provides some informational links about Pig Flu.
Never let a crisis, real or fabricated, go to waste.
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