We Can ALL Major in Sociology

And this is what will result.

But don't worry. This is totally sustainable.

You see, we'll all major in political science, we'll all work for the government and then that will create jobs because of all the government spending will cause a multiplier effect. And then we'll all have more money and we can buy Ipods made in China.

Worthless degrees people. They are key to the demise of this nation.