My Conspiracy Theory About Conspiracy Theories

I theorize that people who subscribe to conspiracy theories do so because they don't have the ability to be as smart and as intellectual as they like. Deep down inside they don't believe it, they just spout it off to either sound "smarter than you dumb schlepps that don't know any better" or to antagonize people.



Still, a sign that it's high time to move out of the US is that the most popular theory is that 9-11 was an inside job.