Sunday, February 17, 2008

BIG FOOD!

There's Big Oil.

Then there's Big Tobacco.

And there's always Big Business.

But a new villain has emerged to terrorize and impoverish the poor and middle class;

BIG FOOD!


Yes, Big Food!

Obviously a conspiracy of all the Farmer Joe's out there, forming cartels to jack up the price of food! And all just so the "man" can keep us down! Thus I say we start a congressional investigation and slap a multi-billion dollar lawsuit on those bastards! And then price caps! And then Hillary can make sure Big Food doesn't enjoy any of these windfall profits that they so obviously conspired to create when we create a special tax!

DOWN WITH BIG FOOD!!!

DOWN WITH BIG FOOD!!!

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