Hey Art Majors, You Suck!

Heh heh.

OK, let me level with you little spoiled brat suburbanite kids or you inner city kids that have been living off the government's dime unknowingly and have been lied to for the first 18 years of your lives.

Your art sucks and you have no talent.

No, seriously, you don't.

I know you've been brainwashed to think that it doesn't matter what other people think of your art, but it does, because it is only other humans that can validate the quality of your works.

What, you and your little lonesome and your myopic view of art and your ass-kissing teachers are going to qualify what is "good art."  What "Gaia" or the squirrels in the park are going to tell you that you have talent?  Or, wait, let me guess.  "Art is in the eye of the beholder" and nobody else's opinion matters!

No, I'm sorry, here's a dose of reality for you.  The ONLY thing that can validate your art and thus you is OTHER PEOPLE.  And if your art sucks (which it certainly does) then it's not art, and is nothing more than a child in an adult's body forcing crap on the rest of us.

Here's a good way to tell if your art sucks and if you are indeed not an artist:

Is your "work" subsidized in any way by the government?

If it is, then your art sucks.  The reason why is that your art is SO BAD that it requires the government to FORCIBLY TAKE MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE to buy it.  Nobody willingly buys it because it's that bad.  But to spare your worthless feelings, politicians will (for the cost of a vote) make other people waste a percentage of their precious and finite lives to pay the taxes to pay for your veritable crap that you call "art."

Oh, BTW, now's the point in time you rehearse your "you don't understand art" BS and condescend me about being "ignorant" about art and having a close-minded view of your "field."

Enjoy the Decline you worthless people.