Top Ten Funny Prison Tattoos I’ve Seen (by Polish Avenger)
Polish Avenger - A software-engineering undergraduate sentenced to 25 years because his friend was shot dead during a burglary they were both committing. Author of the classic "Shit Slinger" series.
These all really exist – people put some strange things on themselves.
10) “F**** YOU” right across the knuckles of both hands. Hmm, what are you trying to say?
9) “F*** WHAT YOU THINK” in Old English letters across the neckline.
8) “F*** THE POLICE” on the back of the neck. This may affect one’s employment opportunities!
7) Barbed wire, gun towers, and chain-link fences. What, we don’t have enough to remember prison by already?
6) A person’s last name in huge letters across the back. Makes it hard to run from the police!
5) The telephone area code where you live. Did you forget?
4) The traditional hometown across the extremely tender strip above your belly button. The guy from Ohio gets off easy. God help the one from Massachusetts!
3) Spider webs – but not on the elbows like most cons. Nope, these were on the guy’s balls. Now that’s dedication!
2) An explicit scene from a porno book. Including a giant wiener. Seriously.
1) Anything misspelled. The very best was one guy with “F*** AUTHORITY” across his back in 2-inch lettering, and “F***” was spelled wrong! Ha ha ha!
Click here for Polish Avenger’s previous blog on prison ink.
Click here for some of the best stories at Jon's Jail Journal.
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Email comments and questions for Polish Avenger to writeinside@hotmail.com or post them below. To post a comment if you do not have a Google/Blogger account, just select anonymous for your identity.
Shaun Attwood
Polish Avenger - A software-engineering undergraduate sentenced to 25 years because his friend was shot dead during a burglary they were both committing. Author of the classic "Shit Slinger" series.
These all really exist – people put some strange things on themselves.
10) “F**** YOU” right across the knuckles of both hands. Hmm, what are you trying to say?
9) “F*** WHAT YOU THINK” in Old English letters across the neckline.
8) “F*** THE POLICE” on the back of the neck. This may affect one’s employment opportunities!
7) Barbed wire, gun towers, and chain-link fences. What, we don’t have enough to remember prison by already?
6) A person’s last name in huge letters across the back. Makes it hard to run from the police!
5) The telephone area code where you live. Did you forget?
4) The traditional hometown across the extremely tender strip above your belly button. The guy from Ohio gets off easy. God help the one from Massachusetts!
3) Spider webs – but not on the elbows like most cons. Nope, these were on the guy’s balls. Now that’s dedication!
2) An explicit scene from a porno book. Including a giant wiener. Seriously.
1) Anything misspelled. The very best was one guy with “F*** AUTHORITY” across his back in 2-inch lettering, and “F***” was spelled wrong! Ha ha ha!
Click here for Polish Avenger’s previous blog on prison ink.
Click here for some of the best stories at Jon's Jail Journal.
Our friends inside appreciate your comments.
Email comments and questions for Polish Avenger to writeinside@hotmail.com or post them below. To post a comment if you do not have a Google/Blogger account, just select anonymous for your identity.
Shaun Attwood
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