Laying Down Some of Dat Christmas Economic Cheer

I hope you maximize
Your utility
This Christmas

I hope you maximize
Your time
This Year

So why don’t you get smart?
Allow me my economic wisdom to impart
And move your cute bod over here.

I hope you allocate
Your resources
This Christmas

I hope you allocate
Efficiently
Along the frontier

If Milton Freidman has his way
He’d look at you and say
“Baby, all I want for Christmas is to leer.”

I hope you model
All your formulas
This Christmas

I hope you model
In front of me
In something sheer

And I’m sorry I must insist
That you give me your kiss
For your kisses provide me more utility than beer.

Have a Merry Christmas all, I'll be in and out for little while.