When Bachelors Cook

I don't know about the rest of you but I like vision.

Thus, when I tried to cook fish last night and the oil started boiling and then blowing up all over the place and on my arms I decided to turn down the temperature.

I realized then that at the lower temperature the fish was not cooking enough.  Thus I had a quandary and a health risk.

Then a stroke of genius occurred.  I grabbed by motorcycle goggles and a rag, resulting in enough armor to safely cook fish.

I then received guff, mockery and ridicule, but I WAS able to cook my fish to perfection, not to mention protect my vision and Cary Grantish looks from boiling oil.