We lose 95,000 jobs and the stock market goes UP because (get ready for the Ivy League Idiot-speak)...
"it will prompt the Federal Reserve to spur economic growth."
Because as we all know economic growth doesn't come from industrious individuals, innovative creators and inventors, hard work or the desire to pursue life, liberty and happiness.
No, it comes from the "Magical Federal Reserve Fairies" who just waive their magic wands and then POOF! Economic growth!
Why, it's so simple, why didn't we think of this before! The federal reserve will just "spur economic growth!"
Of course, you morons out there who aren't Ivy League economists like Paul Krugman or Wall Street gurus like Dick Fuld are too stupid to understand how this all works. But thankfully you have us in charge to "spur economic growth."
Pour yourself a martini and enjoy the decline.
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