Canadian Invasion!!!

So I wake up, which I normally do in the morning.

Buy myself my Rooster Booster light and traipse on over to the office in a zombie like state.

Now everybody knows that despite this being the private sector, we're quite literally only a smidge more efficient than North Korea, which necessitiates that we spend at least 1 hour on the internet answering e-mails and checking up on "stuff" and not making a lick of a contribution to GDP.

Now, a lot of people's "stuff" entails logging on to People Magazine to see if Angelina Jolie is still a psycho or whether or not their fantasy football team did well, because lord knows the people who play that stupid game are so out of shape playing a real game of football literally is a fantasy.

My "stuff" is checking the stats and IP addresses to my blog.

So this morning, I pulled up the stats and POW!!!! This is what came up;

The reason it's odd is because of two reasons;

1. Hits had already broken the daily average and it wasn't even double digits in the morning yet
2. All the hits are from Canada!

So I'm trying to find out what gives.

I originally thought it was our very own Junior Deputy Economist in Canada, Bradman, but upon further investigation it's due to a Canuck named Kate with the catchy-named blog;

SMALL DEAD ANIMALS

"Who doesn't like small dead animals?" I asked myself aloud early this morning. "Hard to hate them," my co-worker said.

That being said, when you explore young Kate's site you notice;

1. She does art for motorcycle helmets

2. She rides a motorcyle

3. She likes America

4. Probably bends towards the free-market side of things

5. Has a blog

6. She's not to shabby looking.

Which led me only to conclude that no doubt she was an imposter! That this is an elaborate ruse by a crafty leftist trying to infiltrate the pro-capitalist, manly, hockey loving, Canadian blogsphere. Certainly couldn't be real, and I must have drank way too much Blue 100 the night before and was still hallucinating.

Regardless, pay young Kate a visit. Gives us traditional 1940's American types hope that not all the girls in the world are watching Desperate Housewives.

OH!

And while I have the entirety of the Canadian nation's attention, tune into my radio show, this Saturday. Broadcasting from the Minnesota state fair, 1-3PM, Central Standard time.

You can listen online by webstreaming; www.am1500.com

Would be cool if a bunch of Canadians called in. Long distance number is 1-877-615-1500.