Mercy.
Portland.
What a crappy city.
10% unemployment. Homeless wandering around. And that free bike program where they tried to emulate Holland I think it was. Yeah, that worked out in stars.
I mean with New York, Los Angeles and Chicago you at least have a megalopolis that provides you with the best the world has to offer.
But Portland? You have all the draw backs of a large city and none of the benefits.
Now, just imagine being a capitalist and living in this socialist enclave.
Such is the sad situation for Captain Arbyte.
Visit him and send him an e-mail some time. I'd hate to see the Oregon weather get to him and have him go into a funk.
Oh, and be sure to mention how much you like his new Babe-Magnet Buick LaCrosse.
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